From the soon to be re-released Johnny Paradise:


"I love you," she whispered into my ear, before surprising me with her tongue, which took my breath away. Speechless, our hug became a lasting embrace with her perky breasts planted firmly against my heaving chest.


Like a junkie in need of a fix, I forced yet another spoonful of pudding into my mouth and choked it down. A sharp pain took me by surprise when it hit bottom. My stomach convulsed. My chest burned like fire. My heart shockingly stopped and my intestines blew. I was in full panic mode, desperately trying to catch my last breath when I felt myself slipping away to a place I'd never been before. A dark place without boundaries, and yet the limitations were endless.


"Have you read the bible, Mr. Bishop?"

"From cover to cover."

"Then you should know the end is coming," he preached. "I’m just moving things along at an accelerated pace to free the planet of the corrupt species God has put on this earth. When the dust has finally settled on the flawed human race, I will start the world anew with my own Adam and Eve, with me serving as God, and the Kilborne Academy serving as heaven for future generations to come!"

"Still sounds like a fairytale to me."

"The only question that remains at this point is who amongst your kind is worthy enough to serve as my Adam, and who will be my Eve?"